twinners

today, i saw graham's parisian twin.

no lie.

Yikes.

I just had such a delightful experience which I feel has to be shared.

As some of you may have recently become aware, I love fake tattoos. In fact, I am sporting one right now. At this exact moment. It's a hot pink skull and cross-bones with black stars...So basically, it's classy. Oh, might I mention the placement of this sweet tat? Just below my left collar bone and to the side a little bit. In fact, I didn't even realize it was visible today. So two strapping young lads approached the counter in search of head phones. As I swiped their cards, one of them commented on my tattoo....The conversation went as follows:

Lad 1: Hey. I like your tattoo.
Me:Uh thanks....
Lad 1: Yea. What is it? Is it like a heart or a flower?
Me:Uhhh it's a skull.
Lad 2: Hey I want to see!
Me: Uh...ok...
Lad 1: Yeah! I like that!
Lad 2: Yea! That's hot!
Lad 1: That's hot!
Me: Uhhh....um...

So basically what I'm saying is, get a sweet fake tat, and you can be hot too.