fire in the HBLL or incompetant security guards?

Hmmmmm.....dust in old alarms?

Interesting theory- I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I've been wearing the same brown sweater all week (well, it is only Wednesday). So what if I think it adds to my library mystique.

gabby

twinners

today, i saw graham's parisian twin.

no lie.

Yikes.

I just had such a delightful experience which I feel has to be shared.

As some of you may have recently become aware, I love fake tattoos. In fact, I am sporting one right now. At this exact moment. It's a hot pink skull and cross-bones with black stars...So basically, it's classy. Oh, might I mention the placement of this sweet tat? Just below my left collar bone and to the side a little bit. In fact, I didn't even realize it was visible today. So two strapping young lads approached the counter in search of head phones. As I swiped their cards, one of them commented on my tattoo....The conversation went as follows:

Lad 1: Hey. I like your tattoo.
Me:Uh thanks....
Lad 1: Yea. What is it? Is it like a heart or a flower?
Me:Uhhh it's a skull.
Lad 2: Hey I want to see!
Me: Uh...ok...
Lad 1: Yeah! I like that!
Lad 2: Yea! That's hot!
Lad 1: That's hot!
Me: Uhhh....um...

So basically what I'm saying is, get a sweet fake tat, and you can be hot too.

the LRC kid

reasons why i love mark, the LRC kid.

1. the other day i struck up a conversation with him.

"mark, what grade are you in."

"fourth. my principal is from japanese!"

2. this.

i sneakily recorded him with my phone at closing time, so that's why the quality isn't that great.

apparently his summer hip-hop camp taught him well.

Dragon Tears

I am crying Dragon Tears. Which, as we all know, turn into jelly beans.
Flight of the Conchords aside, I am still weeping Huge, Massive, Heartfelt Dragon Tears.

And, why?

Because I am leaving the LRC. Forever.

*ever... ever... ever...*

That was an echo.

Oh. And Lanee probably won't let me post anymore.